The extremely petty and incredibly uncooperative body keeps the score
I got new rules, I count 'em (I gotta tell 'em to myself)
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A cursory cataloging of recent discoveries, future landings, and just some stuff we like
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"Let's make this last forever" and other Blink 182 lyrics for your Vegas elopement vows
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Plus, 666 godless recipes from the Sierra Canyon School of cooking
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