It's truly unreal how fucking long it's been. Like it blows my mind.
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A journey through everyone's new favorite album, with snacks.
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Bitch, I might. Unrelatedly, can anyone tell me what Usher was doing at 7 o'clock?
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Hello, tomato season; goodbye, Bill de Blasio, you big bird bitch
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On processing the fact that Bananarama is actually British and other timely things
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Recipes to get you on a new vibration when you're building your own foundation
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Plus, TikTok-approved Healthy Coke options to get you through Pride season
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Why you at the bar if you ain't poppin' the bottles?
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The extremely petty and incredibly uncooperative body keeps the score
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I got new rules, I count 'em (I gotta tell 'em to myself)
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Just kidding! Are you new here? Relatedly, hello to the Thing or Two Fam! How do we get Airsign (and their Homecoat army) to sponsor us?
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A cursory cataloging of recent discoveries, future landings, and just some stuff we like
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